The Diary of a Fat Person

Dear Diary, I just came back from the docter....apparently, I have Lardinopsia. Its just fancy word meaning I'm obese... I always thought I was 'curvaicious'. How come Queen Latifa can get away with it and I cant?!.........Im hungry...... Dear Diary, Today I was hungry....so I decided that I would have a snack....although I had just had breakfest, lunch, dinner, brunch, desert, supper, tea and cookie time, midnight snack and a midday snack all in a period of 10 minutes...So I went to the refridgerator and got a lard-filled turkey. YUM Dear Diary.... Braindead13 (c) I food... Dear Diary, I fell down today... I couldnt get up until the firemen came. I killed a dog in the process. Im a NERD. Get it? The candy? Fat guys LOOOOVE to eat me. Don't worry Be Happy. fat people funny diary